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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby topmeasure » Nov Wed 01, 2017 12:41 pm

That is the the kind of question that makes you go Hmmm. :D
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Re: I Have Riddles For You Folks...

Postby chefjoe » Feb Wed 21, 2018 12:25 pm

Ok, so what do you call a blond who dyes their hair black.


That's right, artificial Intelligence...
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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby ctaulbee » Feb Wed 21, 2018 3:06 pm

Haha, that's great Chef :D
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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby VincentLupo » Feb Wed 21, 2018 3:28 pm

Good one chef!
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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby chouette » Feb Wed 21, 2018 6:13 pm

:lol:
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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby Jazzy » Feb Wed 21, 2018 9:32 pm

:giggle:
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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby ctaulbee » Mar Sun 18, 2018 11:14 pm

What do you call a basement full of blondes?

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A whine cellar.
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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby topmeasure » Mar Mon 19, 2018 2:26 am

:giggle:
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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby Jazzy » Mar Mon 19, 2018 6:11 am

:giggle:
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Re: Blonde Jokes

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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby ctaulbee » Oct Sat 20, 2018 11:56 am

:devious:
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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby topmeasure » Oct Sat 20, 2018 12:22 pm

:donald:
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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby VincentLupo » Oct Sat 20, 2018 1:04 pm

:giggle:
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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby ctaulbee » Dec Mon 17, 2018 5:06 am

On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting in the first class section and requested that she move to coach since she did not have a first class ticket.

The blonde replied, "I'm blonde; I'm beautiful; I'm going to New York; and I'm not moving."

Not wanting to argue with a customer, the flight attendant asked the co-pilot to speak with her. He went to talk with the woman, asking her to please move out of the first class section.

Again, the blonde replied, "I'm blonde; I'm beautiful; I'm going to New York, and I'm not moving."

The co-pilot returned to the cockpit and asked the captain what he should do. The captain said, "I'm married to a blonde, and I know how to handle this."

He went to the first class section and whispered in the blonde's ear. She immediately jumped up and ran to the coach section mumbling to herself, "Why didn't someone just say so?"

Surprised, the flight attendant and the co-pilot asked what he said to her that finally convinced her to move from her seat. He said, "I told her the first class section wasn't going to New York."
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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby Jazzy » Dec Mon 17, 2018 8:05 am

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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby VincentLupo » Dec Mon 17, 2018 2:29 pm

:donald:
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Re: Blonde Jokes

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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby topmeasure » Dec Mon 17, 2018 3:42 pm

:lol:  :lol:
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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby chouette » Dec Mon 17, 2018 11:30 pm

These blond jokes never get old, lol
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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby Jazzy » Dec Mon 24, 2018 11:22 am

A professor told his class:

"Fame will come to you only after you succeed!"

A blonde asked:

"Who is Seed ?"
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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby VincentLupo » Dec Mon 24, 2018 11:23 am

:donald:
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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby topmeasure » Dec Mon 24, 2018 12:23 pm

:rolling:
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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby ctaulbee » Dec Mon 24, 2018 5:14 pm

A blonde was recently seen standing in the supermarket cereal isle holding a box of Cheerios muttering to herself -- "Omg, doughnut seeds!"

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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby topmeasure » Dec Mon 24, 2018 5:45 pm

:donald:
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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby Jazzy » Dec Mon 24, 2018 10:41 pm

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