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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby ctaulbee » Feb Mon 16, 2015 5:02 am

You know what's hotter than a blonde supermodel?

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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby Pico » Feb Mon 16, 2015 5:06 am

Not entirely true.  ;-)

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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby ctaulbee » Feb Mon 16, 2015 5:19 am

Pretty sure that's not hotter buddy, maybe "as hot" but the line said hotter as in "more so"  ;-)

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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby Pico » Feb Mon 16, 2015 5:33 am

She's hot!
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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby ctaulbee » Feb Mon 16, 2015 6:16 am

:giggle:
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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby Ron Zoso » Apr Sat 04, 2015 7:18 am

I'm going to have disagree. Pico's post is hotter. (But then I'm a brunette kind of guy.)  ;-)



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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby ctaulbee » Apr Fri 17, 2015 12:04 am

A brunette goes to the doctor and as she touches each part of her body with her finger she says, "Doctor it hurts everywhere. My leg hurts, my arm hurts, my back hurts, and even my head hurts!"  The doctor asks, "Were you ever a blonde?" "Yes, I was." she replies. "Why do you ask?" The doctor answers, "because your finger is broken!"

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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby Pico » Apr Fri 17, 2015 2:01 am

:donald:
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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby ctaulbee » May Thu 07, 2015 10:26 pm

How many dumb blondes does it take to take a dumb blonde quiz?

Hmm...blondes aren't supposed to like quizzes...quizzes are hard...but I like quizzes...I'm taking a quiz right now...a dumb blonde quiz...or is it a dumb blonde test... hmmm.

If you're still reading this, you should probably take this dumb blonde test right away.



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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby bankska22 » May Fri 08, 2015 1:02 am

ctaulbee wrote:Pretty sure that's not hotter buddy, maybe "as hot" but the line said hotter as in "more so"  ;-)

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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby bankska22 » May Fri 08, 2015 1:03 am

ctaulbee wrote:How many dumb blondes does it take to take a dumb blonde quiz?

Hmm...blondes aren't supposed to like quizzes...quizzes are hard...but I like quizzes...I'm taking a quiz right now...a dumb blonde quiz...or is it a dumb blonde test... hmmm.

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:-)

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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby bankska22 » May Fri 08, 2015 1:03 am

ctaulbee wrote:A brunette goes to the doctor and as she touches each part of her body with her finger she says, "Doctor it hurts everywhere. My leg hurts, my arm hurts, my back hurts, and even my head hurts!"  The doctor asks, "Were you ever a blonde?" "Yes, I was." she replies. "Why do you ask?" The doctor answers, "because your finger is broken!"

:chickdance

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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby bankska22 » May Fri 08, 2015 1:04 am

Ron Zoso wrote:I'm going to have disagree. Pico's post is hotter. (But then I'm a brunette kind of guy.)  ;-)



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Good 1 Ron ;-)
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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby Pico » May Fri 08, 2015 2:49 am

bankska22 wrote:
ctaulbee wrote:Pretty sure that's not hotter buddy, maybe "as hot" but the line said hotter as in "more so"  ;-)

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ctaulbee wrote:How many dumb blondes does it take to take a dumb blonde quiz?

Hmm...blondes aren't supposed to like quizzes...quizzes are hard...but I like quizzes...I'm taking a quiz right now...a dumb blonde quiz...or is it a dumb blonde test... hmmm.

If you're still reading this, you should probably take this dumb blonde test right away.



:-)

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ctaulbee wrote:A brunette goes to the doctor and as she touches each part of her body with her finger she says, "Doctor it hurts everywhere. My leg hurts, my arm hurts, my back hurts, and even my head hurts!"  The doctor asks, "Were you ever a blonde?" "Yes, I was." she replies. "Why do you ask?" The doctor answers, "because your finger is broken!"

:chickdance

:-O  :-O  :-O


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Ron Zoso wrote:I'm going to have disagree. Pico's post is hotter. (But then I'm a brunette kind of guy.)  ;-)



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Good 1 Ron ;-)


From May Fri 08, 2015 7:02 am till May Fri 08, 2015 7:04 am, four messages in one topic in two minutes this looks like spam to me buddy.  :lmao:
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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby bankska22 » May Fri 08, 2015 4:25 am

No spam for me ;-)
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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby Pico » May Fri 08, 2015 4:45 am

of course not.
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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby kylumi » May Fri 08, 2015 6:03 am

:-@  :-@  :-@
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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby ctaulbee » May Fri 08, 2015 6:06 am

Classic :-O
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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby sk-ar » May Fri 08, 2015 6:41 am

it happens with my wife and little girl some years ago... my wife ask the same to our little blond girl that made the same thing.... i feel scared sometimes...  :-O
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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby Pico » May Fri 08, 2015 6:52 am

:-)  :-)  :-)
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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby bankska22 » May Fri 08, 2015 11:27 pm

Good 1 :-)
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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby Pico » May Sat 09, 2015 4:04 am

What's the difference between a blonde and a guy?

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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby kylumi » May Sat 09, 2015 4:09 am

sk-ar wrote:it happens with my wife and little girl some years ago... my wife ask the same to our little blond girl that made the same thing.... i feel scared sometimes...  :-O


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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby kylumi » May Sat 09, 2015 4:10 am

:chickdance
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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby Pico » May Sat 09, 2015 4:25 am

:giggle:
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