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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby ctaulbee » Nov Tue 04, 2014 1:18 pm

But I had a perfect score on my last drug test, said the cute blonde to her Parole Officer...
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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby ctaulbee » Dec Thu 04, 2014 8:08 am

Why do blondes wear ponytails?  
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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby kylumi » Jan Fri 23, 2015 1:40 pm

:donald:

Q:what does the bermuda triangle and blondes have in common?
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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby ctaulbee » Jan Fri 23, 2015 1:46 pm

OMG  :lmao:
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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby Pico » Jan Fri 23, 2015 2:24 pm

:lmao:
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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby Wrench » Jan Fri 23, 2015 4:49 pm

:lmao:
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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby ctaulbee » Jan Fri 30, 2015 11:44 pm

What do you call a blonde with ESP and PMS?
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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby Pico » Feb Sun 01, 2015 4:12 am

:funnypost:
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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby bankska22 » Feb Sun 01, 2015 5:43 am

ctaulbee wrote:A blonde chick set her new phone to “Airplane mode” and then threw it up in the air.

After which it immediately crashed to the pavement and shattered, she turned to her friend and said...

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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby bankska22 » Feb Sun 01, 2015 5:48 am

Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, "It's dark in here isn't it?" The other replied:
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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby ctaulbee » Feb Mon 16, 2015 5:02 am

You know what's hotter than a blonde supermodel?

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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby Pico » Feb Mon 16, 2015 5:06 am

Not entirely true.  ;-)

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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby ctaulbee » Feb Mon 16, 2015 5:19 am

Pretty sure that's not hotter buddy, maybe "as hot" but the line said hotter as in "more so"  ;-)

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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby Pico » Feb Mon 16, 2015 5:33 am

She's hot!
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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby ctaulbee » Feb Mon 16, 2015 6:16 am

:giggle:
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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby Ron Zoso » Apr Sat 04, 2015 7:18 am

I'm going to have disagree. Pico's post is hotter. (But then I'm a brunette kind of guy.)  ;-)



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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby ctaulbee » Apr Fri 17, 2015 12:04 am

A brunette goes to the doctor and as she touches each part of her body with her finger she says, "Doctor it hurts everywhere. My leg hurts, my arm hurts, my back hurts, and even my head hurts!"  The doctor asks, "Were you ever a blonde?" "Yes, I was." she replies. "Why do you ask?" The doctor answers, "because your finger is broken!"

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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby Pico » Apr Fri 17, 2015 2:01 am

:donald:
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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby ctaulbee » May Thu 07, 2015 10:26 pm

How many dumb blondes does it take to take a dumb blonde quiz?

Hmm...blondes aren't supposed to like quizzes...quizzes are hard...but I like quizzes...I'm taking a quiz right now...a dumb blonde quiz...or is it a dumb blonde test... hmmm.

If you're still reading this, you should probably take this dumb blonde test right away.



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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby bankska22 » May Fri 08, 2015 1:02 am

ctaulbee wrote:Pretty sure that's not hotter buddy, maybe "as hot" but the line said hotter as in "more so"  ;-)

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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby bankska22 » May Fri 08, 2015 1:03 am

ctaulbee wrote:How many dumb blondes does it take to take a dumb blonde quiz?

Hmm...blondes aren't supposed to like quizzes...quizzes are hard...but I like quizzes...I'm taking a quiz right now...a dumb blonde quiz...or is it a dumb blonde test... hmmm.

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:-)

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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby bankska22 » May Fri 08, 2015 1:03 am

ctaulbee wrote:A brunette goes to the doctor and as she touches each part of her body with her finger she says, "Doctor it hurts everywhere. My leg hurts, my arm hurts, my back hurts, and even my head hurts!"  The doctor asks, "Were you ever a blonde?" "Yes, I was." she replies. "Why do you ask?" The doctor answers, "because your finger is broken!"

:chickdance

:-O  :-O  :-O
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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby bankska22 » May Fri 08, 2015 1:04 am

Ron Zoso wrote:I'm going to have disagree. Pico's post is hotter. (But then I'm a brunette kind of guy.)  ;-)



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Good 1 Ron ;-)
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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby Pico » May Fri 08, 2015 2:49 am

bankska22 wrote:
ctaulbee wrote:Pretty sure that's not hotter buddy, maybe "as hot" but the line said hotter as in "more so"  ;-)

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Please keep this debate going :-o


bankska22 wrote:
ctaulbee wrote:How many dumb blondes does it take to take a dumb blonde quiz?

Hmm...blondes aren't supposed to like quizzes...quizzes are hard...but I like quizzes...I'm taking a quiz right now...a dumb blonde quiz...or is it a dumb blonde test... hmmm.

If you're still reading this, you should probably take this dumb blonde test right away.



:-)

lol :-$


bankska22 wrote:
ctaulbee wrote:A brunette goes to the doctor and as she touches each part of her body with her finger she says, "Doctor it hurts everywhere. My leg hurts, my arm hurts, my back hurts, and even my head hurts!"  The doctor asks, "Were you ever a blonde?" "Yes, I was." she replies. "Why do you ask?" The doctor answers, "because your finger is broken!"

:chickdance

:-O  :-O  :-O


bankska22 wrote:
Ron Zoso wrote:I'm going to have disagree. Pico's post is hotter. (But then I'm a brunette kind of guy.)  ;-)



Why are Blonde jokes so short?

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Good 1 Ron ;-)


From May Fri 08, 2015 7:02 am till May Fri 08, 2015 7:04 am, four messages in one topic in two minutes this looks like spam to me buddy.  :lmao:
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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby bankska22 » May Fri 08, 2015 4:25 am

No spam for me ;-)
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