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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby Pico » May Fri 08, 2015 4:45 am

of course not.
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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby kylumi » May Fri 08, 2015 6:03 am

:-@  :-@  :-@
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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby ctaulbee » May Fri 08, 2015 6:06 am

Classic :-O
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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby sk-ar » May Fri 08, 2015 6:41 am

it happens with my wife and little girl some years ago... my wife ask the same to our little blond girl that made the same thing.... i feel scared sometimes...  :-O
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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby Pico » May Fri 08, 2015 6:52 am

:-)  :-)  :-)
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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby bankska22 » May Fri 08, 2015 11:27 pm

Good 1 :-)
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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby Pico » May Sat 09, 2015 4:04 am

What's the difference between a blonde and a guy?

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The blonde has the higher sperm count.
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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby kylumi » May Sat 09, 2015 4:09 am

sk-ar wrote:it happens with my wife and little girl some years ago... my wife ask the same to our little blond girl that made the same thing.... i feel scared sometimes...  :-O


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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby kylumi » May Sat 09, 2015 4:10 am

:chickdance
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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby Pico » May Sat 09, 2015 4:25 am

:giggle:
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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby bankska22 » Jun Wed 03, 2015 12:49 am

Priceless. :-O  :-O  :-O
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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby ctaulbee » Oct Thu 29, 2015 7:11 am

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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby Pico » Oct Thu 29, 2015 7:43 am

:tongueout:
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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby Wrench » Oct Thu 29, 2015 12:53 pm

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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby kylumi » Oct Fri 30, 2015 5:41 am

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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby kylumi » Oct Fri 30, 2015 5:48 am

Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
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Re: Blonde Jokes

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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby ctaulbee » Jul Sat 09, 2016 6:28 pm

See even Google thinks Blondes as a species are doomed...

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Re: Blonde Jokes

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Re: Blonde Jokes

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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby topmeasure » Jan Thu 26, 2017 8:36 pm

For blondes only.
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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby ctaulbee » Apr Fri 14, 2017 4:30 pm

Bet she is blonde and texting in the car on the way...

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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby Jazzy » Apr Fri 14, 2017 5:43 pm

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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby topmeasure » Apr Sun 16, 2017 2:33 pm

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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby Jazzy » Apr Sun 16, 2017 2:39 pm

A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Brazilian...." The blonde replies,
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Oh my God! You slut! How many is a brazilian?
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