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Re: Jazzy thinking...

Postby bankska22 » Apr Thu 30, 2020 7:22 am

Well stated!
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Re: Jazzy thinking...

Postby tmscrapbook » Apr Thu 30, 2020 11:57 am

Words to live by :)
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Re: Jazzy thinking...

Postby VincentLupo » Apr Thu 30, 2020 2:08 pm

I bet not much of that is food.
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Re: Jazzy thinking...

Postby Jazzy » May Sat 09, 2020 11:45 am

At the store was an X on the floor by the register for me to stand.

I've seen too many Road Runner cartoons to fall for that crap.
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Re: Jazzy thinking...

Postby Wrench » May Sat 09, 2020 2:39 pm

Bet chewie would fall for that
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Re: Jazzy thinking...

Postby chouette » May Sat 09, 2020 4:16 pm

Would love to have an X on Wrenchy Poo's head for me to stand on! :P  :D
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Re: Jazzy thinking...

Postby topmeasure » May Mon 11, 2020 1:24 am

:lol:
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Re: Jazzy thinking...

Postby ctaulbee » May Mon 11, 2020 4:00 am

chouette wrote:Would love to have an X on Wrenchy Poo's head for me to stand on! :P  :D


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Re: Jazzy thinking...

Postby tmscrapbook » May Mon 11, 2020 12:30 pm

I think you should do more that just stand on the X, Danielle. I could certainly think of a few other options :)
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Re: Jazzy thinking...

Postby chouette » May Mon 11, 2020 7:44 pm

Just trying to be politically correct Pam, lol
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Re: Jazzy thinking...

Postby Jazzy » May Tue 12, 2020 4:30 pm

I just discovered that the word "nothing" is a palindrome.

Backwards it spells "gnihton", which also means nothing.
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Re: Jazzy thinking...

Postby chouette » May Tue 12, 2020 4:49 pm

Sound conclusion, lol
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Re: Jazzy thinking...

Postby VincentLupo » May Tue 12, 2020 11:00 pm

:hehe:
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Re: Jazzy thinking...

Postby topmeasure » May Wed 13, 2020 1:23 am

:donald:
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Re: Jazzy thinking...

Postby Jazzy » Jul Wed 15, 2020 11:29 pm

Calvin Rickson, an engineer from Texas A&M University has designed a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling, bouncing up and down, and stops nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in.

After a news conference announcing the invention, a large group of men took Mr. Rickson outside and kicked the sh1t out of him.
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Re: Jazzy thinking...

Postby topmeasure » Jul Thu 16, 2020 4:35 am

:donald:
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Re: Jazzy thinking...

Postby chouette » Jul Thu 16, 2020 4:18 pm

:rofl:
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Re: Jazzy thinking...

Postby VincentLupo » Jul Fri 17, 2020 3:43 am

:giggle:
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Re: Jazzy thinking...

Postby Jazzy » Jul Mon 27, 2020 12:50 pm

I just saw a real idiot at the gym this morning.

He just put a water bottle in the Pringles holder on the threadmill


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Re: Jazzy thinking...

Postby chouette » Jul Mon 27, 2020 4:30 pm

What an idiot, lol
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Re: Jazzy thinking...

Postby topmeasure » Jul Mon 27, 2020 7:42 pm

:lol:
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Re: Jazzy thinking...

Postby Wrench » Jul Mon 27, 2020 8:23 pm

It,s not a Pringles holder it's a beer holder
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Postby VincentLupo » Jul Tue 28, 2020 2:31 am

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